There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
