But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
