I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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