I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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