I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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