She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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