I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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