He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
