is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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