I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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