If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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