tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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