you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
