So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize