she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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