uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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