I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Randomize
