How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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