K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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