dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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