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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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