i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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