No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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