i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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