just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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