What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
handjob tips. give me some.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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