Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
