normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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