shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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