Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
