I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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