i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
