butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
All the doctor said was why
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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