I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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