I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
