420 ftw
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Sacagawea was the original milf.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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