Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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