we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Text me some of your sweat
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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