At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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