Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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