I need help removing her.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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