You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
How's work?
Spinning.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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