That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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