i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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