did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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