Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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