U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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