I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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