I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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