Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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