how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We are two peas in an std pod
they're like a gay fantastic four
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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