I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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