I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
