I only kidnapped one of them. chill
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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