Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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