okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Are we still banned from the library?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
