You made me cry and you don't even care
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
