; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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